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So “two-headed stuffed duckling brand loyalty” exists.

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#3. Extra Creepy Taxidermy

We know what you’re thinking. You desperately need that two-headed murder-duckling in your life, but you’re a little strapped for cash at the moment. Fret not — the seller offers layaway! Or, if you can compromise and go for a less homicidal two-headed duckling, this [skateboarding] one’s only 50 bucks.

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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

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